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in this moment

taylorswift-news:

Celebrities tweeting about Taylor at the ACM Awards

magnusbane:

"My sanity depends on Magnus Bane’s survival in CoHF" a book written by me

officialunitedstates:

me when I want to end a conversation:  im tired of talking to you.  im going to go get some dr pepper and watch keeping up with the kardashians

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

troyesbooty:

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID, EVER

My name is Celaena Sardothien. But it makes no difference if my name’s Celaena or Lillian or Bitch, because I’d still beat you, no matter what you call me.

troylered:

being cute but lonely like

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